that retard who blew the JLWS by giving up 2 homers. approximately 6-2 327 lbs and white. he wears a shirt while he swims
Don't be a Cole.
by hentai tard August 4, 2020
Get the Colemug. The human embodiment of a beluga whale. The kind of guy that is morbidly obese and balding in his late teens. Cleans shitty skid Mark toilets for a living.
Person 1: "did you see that whale looking thing over there?"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
Person 2: "yeah... don't worry, we don't need to call sea life rescue, that's not a beached whale that's just cole"
by Sillycatgurl January 28, 2024
Get the Colemug. A demented delusional drug addicted cracked up ghetto bitch with cancer... She has a leg for a tongue and speaks like a dying frog. You may see a wild Denise Cole searching for used cigs on the street, or asking to prostitute! When encountering a Denise you may either want to walk away before you're stuck conversating about how bad she feels for herself for hours, or call the police to report it before it transmits it's diseases to the public.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard from Denise Cole?
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
Guy2: That crackwhore down the street?
Guy1: Yeah! that one.
by DeniseFoundMe December 5, 2021
Get the Denise Colemug. He’s a amazing but judged guy he can make you melt with just a smile or look. Even though many girls may like him he knows who he likes and is always around to love and protect her
I like Cole
by Juju with Gucci fans January 2, 2019
Get the Colemug. A Mr Cole loves the system of clocks and how they work. There are many things that a Mr Cole adores, writing fives (in one singular motion) , anything to do with feet and being in any classroom that has no whiteboard tables. A Mr Cole cannot stand students being on task and will purposely make them get off task. A Mr Cole tries to conform certain students to obligatory tasks and denies them the civil right of speech by taking their hats. A Mr Cole also has the hots for Desmos.
Person 1: Oh I have the hots for Desmos
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
Person 2: Oh no, not another one. Person 3, he's a Mr Cole
Person 3: What. ANOTHER ONE? WHAT IS DESMOS DOING TO PEOPLE
Person 2:*tearing up* no person 3, they are no longer people, we have lost them to the dark side. They are now Mr Coles.
by DonnaHat November 7, 2022
Get the Mr Colemug. by Jonathan chin April 8, 2021
Get the Cole Semegrammug. (cōling) - verb; a present participle, the “ing” form of Cole. Used to describe the action of being cool and nonchalant. Doing any task effortlessly and mysteriously. Specifically in reference to the epitome “Cole” who focuses so singularly on the prioritization of his unachieved best-self, that all actions are in alignment with that endeavor.
person 1: I can’t believe we just spontaneously decided to take a road trip to super cool places
person 2: i know, it feels so good to be coling
person 2: i know, it feels so good to be coling
by mulletbro420 December 22, 2024
Get the Colingmug.