The Coffee Club 

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!

Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.

The Coffee Club by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020

Shit Coffee 

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

Shit Coffee by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Wilkins Coffee 

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.

Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.

Wilkins Coffee by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020

Italian coffee maker 

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

Italian coffee maker by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

Communal Coffee 

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".

Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.

Communal Coffee by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022

Empire Tea and Coffee 

A coffee shop on Broadway in Newport, Rhode Island. It is a popular spot to hang out for high school age kids. It is also the maker of many a tea, the most unique of which is the bubble tea, a ordinary tea with small tapioca balls in it. The mochi is also creative; ice cream put inside a chewy rice paper. A Lite-Brite table is another innovation of the coffee shop.

Guy: Hey wanna meet up at Empire Tea and Coffee tomorrow?

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on getting a green tea.

Guy: Which kind? They have like fifteen!

Empire Tea and Coffee by GilletteX December 15, 2008

Going out for coffee

This is what teens use when trying to hide the fact they are about to go do a mad line of cocaine with the lads.

Chris: Hey Tom you going out for coffee later?
Tom: Of course ;;)))

Going out for coffee by Bensplant July 15, 2018