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Fire cock

Person 1: Why is there bitches in your house?
Person 2: I don't know!
Person 1: Because they want that fire cock.
by Super gg January 3, 2017
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cocking about

1) Wasting time doing something pointless (comparable to arsing about)

2) Doing something poorly

3) Doing nothing in particular (comparable to faffing about)
1)Will you stop cocking about and load the game?

2)Stop cocking about and get it done by tomorrow.

3)Person 1 : What are you doing now?
Person 2 : Just cocking about...
Person 1 : Oh, you wanna hit the pub?
by AETAaAS July 3, 2008
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Armenian Cock

An uncircumcised, large, notably thick cock. Armenian guys reliably have them.
Samantha: “Hey, did you hook up with that guy Hovo from the party last night?”

Jenny: “Hehe yeah, he totally had an Armenian cock. My jaw is kind of sore now, lol.”
by Herpder May 31, 2020
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cock prop

The opposite of cock block. Before you think to yourself "wow these guys are losers, think wow i look really good around them. these guys are cock props."
riley- "dude. isaac is a total cock block. cant get anything around him."
nick- "dude. he is so lame he makes you look pretty darn good. hes a cock prop."
by tonneamcher,koertge,talamantez September 26, 2009
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cancer cock

n./ Cigarette. Equivalent to sucking on a carcinogenic cock.
"Enjoy sucking on your cancer cocks!"

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by diabolusmalus July 15, 2009
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Cock Parrot

when someone sneaks up behind an unsuspecting seated person, unzips their pants, and places their "man-junk" onto the shoulder of the seated party while screaming "ka-kaa!"
During our Manager Meeting this morning, I cock parroted Barry while he was going over Financials.

"I was just sitting there talking about the financials when Chris Cock Parroted me during the meeting and yelled ka-kaa! Boy was I surprised."
by BDubbs2 February 20, 2009
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mile of cock

The number of cocks it takes to get a mile in length. Typically about 11000 average guys or 5500 porn stars. Usually referring to the sexual history or someone who does guys, be it straight female or gay male.
That skanky hoe has hella had a mile of cock in her time. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
by the trend setter June 7, 2009
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