by Guismo March 3, 2017
Get the Class Delegatemug. The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Class Clooneymug. The morality system that some drug users have that allows them to buy drugs from horrifically violent and ruthless gangs, while at the same time boycotting some legitimate business for a relatively insignificant reason.
The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.
If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
The classic example is students in the 1990s who made a great fuss about boycotting Nestle chocolate, yet continued to buy weed from a drug supply chain that literally murders people. There are middle class people who refuse to buy a lasagne if it has packaging that can't be recycled, yet think nothing of snorting cocaine bought from an international cartel that murders innocent families, police officers and politicians.
If the boss of Tesco's killed the boss of Sainsbury's and all his family, then took over Milton Keynes with an armed militia, people might think twice about shopping there. Yet apparently this is fine if it's drug dealers doing it.
He's got middle class drug morality - he won't go in the corner shop because Mr Johnson once shouted at a dog, but he's off his gills on goofballs every Saturday night.
This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
This Chardonnay dates from 2020 when the manufacturers should have been obeying the Covid lockdown instead of making wine. Therefore, I won't touch it. Fancy some crack? // You have middle class drug morality.
by Bartholemew Handycam Pistachio February 20, 2025
Get the Middle class drug moralitymug. 1. To jerk yourself off
2. To choke your chicken
3. The act of causing yourself or another to ejaculate/come to fruition
2. To choke your chicken
3. The act of causing yourself or another to ejaculate/come to fruition
Ben: Hey wuke, wanna flip my class
Wuke: sure man, I’m a faggot and I’m wuke. Get over here with your erect peener.
Ben: oh fuck yeah wuke that hits the spot. (Ben ejaculates in .4 seconds) Thanks for flipping my class
Wuke: sure man, I’m a faggot and I’m wuke. Get over here with your erect peener.
Ben: oh fuck yeah wuke that hits the spot. (Ben ejaculates in .4 seconds) Thanks for flipping my class
by WukePoopybutt114769 May 8, 2018
Get the Flipping my classmug. On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.
"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"
by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021
Get the May 3-7 Follow Your Bestfriend to class Weekmug. by bsullivann May 27, 2024
Get the Bullshit Classmug. Noun
1.A class that is way above your level.
2. A class where everything goes over your head
3. A class where words don't make sense
As in William Shakespeare's education was equal to a graduate degree education
1.A class that is way above your level.
2. A class where everything goes over your head
3. A class where words don't make sense
As in William Shakespeare's education was equal to a graduate degree education
Archiebald: Do you have any idea what's happening in Bio?
Jack: Nah man, that's a real William Shakespeare class
Jack: Nah man, that's a real William Shakespeare class
by joltman_10 October 22, 2018
Get the William Shakespeare classmug.