Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married

Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard

by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020

christian and sarah

Christian and Sarah are the type of people you would always want to hang out with they are super laid back but can also make you laugh till you start puking. These have a friendship you can never Earase even if you split them apart they will always find a way to find each other these people are kinda really awkward but always get a way to make everything they do real smooth. They have an amazing personality together they can do infinity together. They make each other feel like they can do anything when you are crying they will always find a way to make you end up smiling. Even tho they may be complete neeerrddss they are always great friends. They will always be there for each other whether it’s watchomg night shinanigams together or eating a box of fruity pebbles u will never find them mad at each other.

Matt- yooo it’s christian and Sarah
Me- no way bro I wonder what trouble they are getting into now

by Pastry doow 84 March 4, 2018

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

christian brunswick

He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.

Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay

by bob12334435234 April 20, 2018

Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)

Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.

by Austinmasteroftheuniverse May 7, 2008

Christian music

although good for moms, you will often go to sleep with this music if you're used to pop, rap, and rock. the singers are good, but they lack in style.

blonde soccer mom: let's listen to the radio!
cool son: star 94?
blonde soccer mom: no, I wanna listen to casting crowns and toby mac!
cool son: aw come on, I've been listening to that crap since i was a baby! can we PLEASE listen to Taio Cruz?
blonde soccer mom: no Jesus isn't mentioned in it. It's permenantly Christian music.

by Blakepwner January 25, 2011

Christian music

Music that is very inspiring for Christians, most people except it to sound like "Oh praise ye Holy Father... praise ye!" but it really just sounds like most music.

"Most Christian music is pretty good."

by A random somebody July 18, 2008