chocolate chippie

Young, attractive black woman

How's your chocolate chippe

by gerald miller, miami u, ohio August 7, 2003

chocolate elevator

when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.

Dam, Mark really gave her a serious chocolate elevator. Bitchen..

by Bails.One November 29, 2005

Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

Chocolate Minge-Shake

when an individual pours chocolate milkshake in to a pussy and then the girl fannyfarts it out in his face.

wana do a chocolate minge-shake ;)
sureeeee :D

by Leah Davies gayyyy January 22, 2009

chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.

I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch

by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010