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double centaur

dude your dick is in steven whose dick is in seabiscuit... sweet double centaur.
by fatawesome October 26, 2007
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legacy learning center

A “school” located in the raggedy part of downtown Indianapolis. Legacy Learning Center is known as a center or jail that parents force their kids to go to die to religious reasons. All the students hate it there and they go there to learn a lesson.
“OMG you go to Legacy Learning Center?!”

Yes dude, my mom’s making me” **sigh
by iHateLegacyLearningCenter March 9, 2019
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portville central school

god decided to take a chunk of hell put and put in portville new york
by still Joe Hosmer March 24, 2003
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John Cena

A over rated, underachieving white rapper. His charisma is very entertaining, but I've seen more wrestling talent in a retirement home, although to be fair, he has improved in a few of his matches. Known for turning the titles he holds into hidious spinning sideshows, the likes of which were only formally found in cereal packets. Has the ability to produce a total of 6-7 moves in a typical match and his finisher is pathetic. John Cena lost the title to Edge at New Years Revolution, and will probably win it back at the Royal Rumble....because Vince McMahon can't take the hint that when 3/4's of the audience are booing Cena's arse outta the arena, they aren't doing it to be nice.
John Cena: 'THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!'
Audience: Oh yeah...so where's your title dumbass?'

Cena: 'Those who hate me...well, they can just kiss my ass'
*90% of the arena get on their knees and pucker up*
by JimmyJimm January 18, 2006
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curtis 50 cent jackson

a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.
Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
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Central Jersey

An area of NJ that no one has heard of until they meet one of these "Central Jersey" inhabitants. Disbelief and denial are common reactions (believing that NJ is divided among a North/South, NYC/Philly paradigm).

What's actually happening here is that, being above the South Jersey divider, inhabitants of "Central Jersey" are in reality in the same sphere of influence as the folks in North Jersey. They have the same culture: NY sports, guidos, juice heads, grenades. They share the same hatred of Philly, hoagies, jimmies, wooder, water ice, and our Philly/South Jersey "O's". However these people become disenchanted with North Jersey, realizing how undesirable that lifestyle is, but realizing they have nothing in common with North Jersey's rival, they try to invent a new identifier for themselves: "central jersey".

When asked what's the difference between North and South Jersey, it's quite easy to illicit many examples. When prompted, "What's the difference between you and North Jersey?" a Central Jerseyan will actually be unable to provide any examples. That's because there are none. Proving the fact, that by absence of difference, Central Jersey is in fact an extension of and shares its bloodline with North Jersey.

Trying to invent a precedent for his false belief, the Central Jerseyan might try one of these tactics:
American #1: "Yeah, how 'bout North and South Korea fighting.."
Central Jersey fucker: "Yeah it's even worse for those people in Central Korea."
American #1: "That doesn't exist..."

American #2: "Remember when Germany was divided into East and West Germany?"
Central Jersey fucker: "Yeah and Central Germany, too."
American #2: "No......"

American #3: "In the Civil War we had the Union from the North and the Confederacy in the South, right?"
Central Jersey fucker: "And the Centralcy in the middle."
American #3: "What? That doesn't make any sense..."

South Jersey resident: "What makes up North Jersey?"
Central Jersey fucker: "North of I-195, Love of NYC, saying "the city" and meaning NY, guidos, Mets/Yanks, Rangers/Devils, Giants/Jets, Knicks/Nets, and hatred of Philly, water ice, hoagies, and making fun of the South Jersey/Philly accent."
South Jersey resident: "OK, what makes up Central Jersey?"
Central Jersey fucker: "North of I-195, Love of NYC, saying "the city" and meaning NY, guidos, Mets/Yanks, Rangers/Devils, Giants/Jets, Knicks/Nets, and hatred of Philly, water ice, hoagies, and making fun of the South Jersey/Philly accent."
South Jersey resident: "Wait....that's the same thing!"
Central Jersey fucker: "No...no it's not!!"
by CChamp27 June 21, 2010
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centerline cuntalingus

eating out a well kept cooter while she is driving
centerline cuntalingus is going down on a girl while shes driving
by trevortdawgnelson June 23, 2011
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