captain's honor

Captain's Honor is some suicidal, sentimental BS that involves the captain going down with his ship if it sinks. That's literally throwing your life away for no reason. Screw that! I'm getting off this ship!

Because of the Captain's Honor, he chose to go down with his ship.

by Atomic_Thomas July 10, 2016

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.

by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016

caftan

Mediterranean or middle eastern version of a moo-moo

Her caftan makes her look like she could star on mama's house in India.

by Fishlicker August 19, 2017

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Captain Like

Someone who is constantly liking things on Facebook - Can be a bit of a cock womble

Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble

by ninja_mc_ninja_face May 18, 2017

Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.

"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."

by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017