When things seem completely unreal. Is this some twisted simulation bullshit? Am I in a glitchy fever dream or a poorly coded simulation? It's like drinking a cocktail of "what the fuck" + "this can't be happening" + "someones gotta be messing with the matrix right now."
Your ex texts you "miss u" at 3:06 AM right after you finally start vibing with someone new. "Nahhh this is some twisted bullshit, who approved this plot twist?"
Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"
Dec 13, 2025 - A raccoon breaks into a Virginia liquor store, gets absolutely hammered on whatever booze it can knock over, then passes out cold in the bathroom between the toilet and the trash can. Cops show up to the crime scene, " Bro is this some twisted bullshit? Did the simulation just make this raccoon a drunk ass?"
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Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.
Dude #2: That's the most cartoony bullshit I've ever heard.
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"Gaster Bullshit" is when a game has major fourth wall breaks, ARG links, hidden mysteries, or anything other elements that could be compared to W.D. Gaster. Also used for any sketchy shit going on in Deltarune that probably connects to him.
"I heard oneshot had a bunch of gaster bullshit so i had to give it a try"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT HAS HOLES IN ITS HANDS??? THIS IS GASTER BULLSHIT BRO"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KNIGHT HAS HOLES IN ITS HANDS??? THIS IS GASTER BULLSHIT BRO"
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Get the Gaster Bullshit mug.A stunt pulled by a person who continually arranges to participate in group activities but bails out at the last minute, often without any forewarning or reasonable explanation.
Example : Person A says,"I have to work." Person B replies," But we planned this trip three months ago! You said that yo would ask off; you didn't, did you?" Person A,"No." Person B," You're pulling some of that Across the Bay Bullshit on us, fucker!"
by Kraduh September 5, 2016
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People with a lot of resources accomplish things, the others take the bus and do nothing or little.
One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
One guy says Hey I did that mega deal working at night : money talks and bullshit takes the bus
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Get the THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! mug.A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
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