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Boyfriend

A boy who class you every night someone who text you goodnight and good morning someone who falls asleep on call someone who would be the first person who tells your everything dosent cheat dosent call other girls fit
Boyfriend- date me

Girl- okay

Boy- last night calls
by Mille Anderson September 30, 2019
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boyfriend

someone who is always there for you before anyone else is , someone who LOVES you . someone you can hangout with . the person that you depend evrything with . someone who treats you good .
wow i have a great ass boyfriend
by urfaveamerican October 2, 2019
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ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.
by im_fine123 December 15, 2017
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Boyfriend

A boyfriend is the man who gives her butterflies when he texts her back.
A boyfriend is the man she's proud to show her friends and her family.
A boyfriend is the man she wants to give all of her to if he treats her right.
A boyfriend is the man who drives her crazy.
A boyfriend is the man who NEVER cheats on the woman he loves.
A boyfriend is what most women hope to have at some point.
A boyfriend is everything to his girlfriend.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend drives me crazy sometimes, but I love him so much! He treats me so well and I want to give him all of me!"
Girl 2: "You are so lucky! The last boyfriend I had was an idiot who slept around while with me!"
Girl 1: "Was he really your boyfriend then?"
Girl 2: "Good point!"
by collegegirl21 April 21, 2018
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two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017
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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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GMH Boyfriend

"Give's Me Hope"
"My boyfriend just brought me soup and nyquil zzzz because I am so sick! "
"Omg you have a gmh boyfriend!
by KikiRulz November 5, 2017
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