bong

when someone makes a joke and its not funny, they are considered bong

Rehanna is bong because she made a joke that wasn't funny

by millboss June 25, 2017

Bong

A way of saying that someone is dumb or retarded.

Debra says 5+18 is 24

Debra is a bong or she is bonged

by P-ter nomedagrov December 23, 2020

Bong

This word specifically means a type of day, in which that of tomorrow, yesterday, today, and every single day.

" it's such a beautiful bong, ain't it? "

by peepaws December 30, 2021

Bong

Discord troll that is afraid to use his real name, they also boast about sex but are unfortunately a virgin crying behind a screen

Can we ban Bong from the server?

by Hello there 472723 November 28, 2021

Bong

A long strong monkey in a cape that flys up your ass

That is a nice bong

by Your mom’s dad June 25, 2019

bong

A devise, usually made from glass, which serves the purpose of filtering the smoke that has been produced during the combustion of the plant known as "Cannabis Sativa" with a high percentage of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinolic acid converted into delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol via the process decarboxylation.

Guy1: Yo, pass the bong. I need to smoke this mighty fine 'erb.
Guy2: Sure! *Passes the bong* And it's called herb, man.

by MrBeanCats December 27, 2016

Bong

British person. Short for britbong. Derogatory.

Why do bongs insist on butchering music with their Londonspeak?

by w196sl September 10, 2021