blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

Blindest

A person discriminating against blind people

john was being blindest when we asked if blind people can search stuff on the internet

by a guy with a sense of humor June 30, 2018

Blindsystems

The most retarded stupid fuck that rides everyone’s dick

You’re such a blindsystems

by Slitlings December 6, 2018

blind side challenge

Finding the biggest black guy you can and let him cum on your face forcing them shut. Based off the movie “The Blind Side”

Did you see her new boyfriend

Yeah they have to try the Blind Side Challenge

by Rhuan99 September 6, 2019

Blindsided

A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.

Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.

by Blindside413 March 2, 2020

blind man's bum

a game where a guy is blindfolded and humped by another guy and the guy getting humped needs to guess who humped him

Let's play blind man's bum
no that's gay

by h4cker 4ch4n July 2, 2020