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Bed Blender

When a girl does continuous 360s on your penis while you are laying on ur back until you cum. Then takes the cum and blends it and drinks it.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Me and my mans did the bed blender.
Person 2: Do you want some I brought it with me!
by Lalal Poopy 👖 April 3, 2024
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Fender Blender

Noun: A fight move, meaning to distract your opponent with intimidating hand gestures while you levitate a helicopter towards them from behind.
That bitch-ass bunk Dark Spyro, totally did the Fender Blender when I wasn't looking!
by RH-guy May 4, 2024
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big blendo blunder

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.
I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .
by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024
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Victor Blanda

Not any Chef, but thee Chef.
Culinova

Blandesque ( Blanda + Baroque)
Epicurean Victoré
Blandistry (Blanda + Artistry)
“I’ll take my steak Victor Blanda style—crafted with precision, passion, and a touch of culinary genius.”
by Vesper Caius February 11, 2025
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Beluga Brenda

A Beluga Brenda is When three fat guys have a butt fuck train while in the shower.
I went over to my friends house and they were preforming a Beluga Brenda
by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025
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Buzzword Blender

Someone who fills their work with trendy academic or AI-generated buzzwords to sound smart, but the writing lacks coherence or depth. This person uses terms like 'synergy' or 'intersectionality' without context or understanding.
The paper was packed with jargon but made no senseBuzzword Blender alert.
by Briton Phillip September 15, 2025
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Jimz Blend

This is a blend of coffee specifically created by James Lindley of Old Rd., Missouri. It is comprised of 70% Ethiopian, and Kenyan coffee.
Excuse me, could I have a cup of Jimz blended coffee?
by Jimz Coffee October 13, 2025
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