Awkward beaver

When you're in an awkward moment, place 2 fingers over your front two teeth in beaver like fashion. You have averted another awkward situation by creating the AWKWARD BEAVER!

Cousin of the awkward turtle

4 coworkers in kitchen at work:
co-worker 1: What are you putting in those eggs?
co-worker 2: a little salt, a little pepper, maybe some garlic powder.
co-worker 3: In America do people call female genitalia a beaver?
co-workers 1 and 2: **AWKWARD Beaver** um.. maybe I guess

co-worker 4 (CEO): (leaves)

by oulo July 18, 2007

Beaver Loaf

A woman's yeast infection.

"Hey Marty, I think Maggie's beaver loaf has been around for a long time, she cut off a slice for lunch the other day."

by Gwydion June 3, 2004

beaverloop

Beaverloop is a word used to describe a womans vagina flaps or vulva.

Beaver is a vagina, loop is the lips of the vagina thus beaverloop.

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 12, 2004

beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

by carebear13 April 6, 2010

beaver

Cunnilingus on unshaved female genitals

Stayed in with my girlfriend and I ate beaver last night

by tonguedipper February 21, 2011

Lame Beaver

A mundane cause of a phenomenon once believed to be supernatural in origin. Coined after a schwinning excursion with a mysterious splashing from an old rail road bridge. The cause turned out to be a beaver splashing it's tail to scare us away.

"Gods, it's not a ghost. It was a lame beaver."

by Noccie September 27, 2005