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blow jobizzle

The act of giving oral sex then allowing your partner to climax in your mouth and swallowing.
"I was so excited when my girlfriend finally agreed to give me a blow jobizzle last night although was highly disgusted when she wanted to kiss me afterwards."
by #YoloSwagBitchesMoneyNigga April 13, 2014
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blow load

The act of ejaculation. Load being the semen and blow being the squirting action of cum
Frank: Every-time I Dock with my grandpa I immediately blow load
Larry: Me too!
by Donny Dee's June 4, 2016
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five below

A person who only dates people rating a 5 or below on a scale of 1 to 10 in hotness (1 being very ugly, and 10 being very hott).

Can be used as an adjective or noun.

Inspired by the discount dollar-store chain "5 Below" which sells poor quality items that cost five dollars or less.
Mary's new boyfriend is so fugly, She only dates five below.
by Nullz July 1, 2009
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Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!

Gun powder is cheap and thieves, and the like aren't worth wasting the cheap gunpowder!!
like those types of people aren't worth the energy or time it would take to waste the powder "Ain't worth the powder to blow them up with!"
by staggerlee August 4, 2009
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Blow Job Face

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.
person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"
by coolguy22222 November 5, 2010
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bitches blow

1. In beer pong, an expression relating to the fact that only unskilled players attempt to blow the ball out of the cup when it is "rimming around".

2. A rule that is established in beer pong to prevent any such blowing (only applicable if you are playing with a bitch that does blow).
Take that cup off the table! We're playing bitches blow!
by Jeff Ev April 9, 2006
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