Biden

A man who has Alzheimer's and always shits his pants in the public.

A: This movie is so scary. I almost shit my pants!
B: Come on, you are not Biden!

by mnotgod March 15, 2022

Joe Biden

Older fellow who specializes in the sniffing of young children (less than 10 years old in most cases), also kisses his granddaughter on the lips.

"Yo bro did you see that dog at the dog park today?", "Yeah bro, he was being a real Joe Biden".

by Brex Hunt January 27, 2021

Joe Biden

His administration recently abandoned civilians in Afghanistan. Is a senile old man that conveniently gets away with sniffing the hair of kids, his old racist takes that would get ANYONE banned off twitter, and who this leftshit biased site loves for obvious reasons.

Want honest opinions of him, go anywhere that isn't a far-left circlejerk, or just look at the most disliked comments on this site

Lefty: Joe Biden is so cool he can rule me anyday

Normie: That old man can't even form a proper sentence

Lefty: REEE!!! *Insert overused "Orange Man Bad" one trick pony that weirdos can never attempt to make Biden look good without here*

by Just blunt September 8, 2021

Joe Biden

The worst president in history.

Hey did you hear about joe Biden yeah he’s so bad

by realjayinge May 18, 2022

Biden-omics

Locked in an battle with Swiftonomics to see which model can fuck over the poorest people in the United States and abroad.

It’s a shame that swiftonomics caused the price of food in my city to jump by 15% so now I will not be able to feed my family for the next week or so, but hey it’s Taylor, maybe I can hear her music in the parking lot.

Hey you know that factory that was supposed to open up here, wasn’t it a Tesla plant?

Yeah their moving that back to the US as a side-effect of biden-omics

Damn that sucks, looks like I will have to go back to the subsistence farm and hope that there are no droughts that will kill off my entire family.

by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023

Biden

The worst president in US History. He rose prices, abandoned innocent Afghanistan victims so they can get killed by terrorists, shut down pipelines, is a pedophile as evident by him sniffing children hair, and saying racist remarks like "So we have Japanese boy here", "You can't walk into a 7 11 or Dunkin Doughnuts without an Indian accent", and supported segregation back when it was legal. Every definition claiming he's good were made by those who are blind and only like democrats.

Person 1: I like biden.
Person 2: So you like a racist pedophile who's raising prices on everything including food and gas while at the same time putting our nation in debt with his build back better plan?
Person 1: Yes because I'm also a racist pedophile.

by IzuOchaLovePizza January 20, 2022