I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

Bed Sniffer

Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.

1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."

2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"

Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."

Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.

Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"

Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"

by TeiThule88 April 2, 2020

Going To Bed

going to watch netflix in bed

"Night I'm going to bed"

by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them.

ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020