Skip to main content

Eager Beaver

Super Down bad. borderline retarded.

typically describing freshman boys that can't handle themselves around girls.
Super Gay
Super loser
That dumabss pledge is an eager beaver. he's so horny and stupid.
by raagtag29873 September 14, 2025
mugGet the Eager Beavermug.

Beavering

Like a beaver, using your teeth to carve a dick into a specific shape, while ingesting the blood and flesh that sprays everywhere, then carving their ballsack until their balls come out and eating them. After this, they man will then throw up over their head from pain, and the person will work diligently to clean it up like a beaver.
Guy 1: I GOT FUCKING BEAVERING’D BY ANDREA
Guy 2: SHIT ARE YOU OK?
Guy 1: *Pulls his dick out* LOOK AT MY DICK ITS FUCKING DESTROYED
Guy 2:*throws up* EWW IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONES FUCKING MADE A HOUSE OUT OF IT
by Kylie lips February 11, 2025
mugGet the Beaveringmug.

Beaver Super Moon

1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.

2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
by GoodinBed November 16, 2024
mugGet the Beaver Super Moonmug.

beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.
by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023
mugGet the beaver tailmug.

Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.
My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.
by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025
mugGet the Mountain Beaver Marinademug.

Share this definition