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Who stole my beans

it was me hahahhhahahahaah
person 1: who stole my beans?
Person 2: it was me
by ilovedigbicks23234 May 9, 2022
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kentucky fried beans

beans that was made by Kfc that was a meme in the late 200s and still is today, it is known as Kfb. It is actually just beans in a tube of fried chicken. the beans originated in the 70's and still might be open for buisness in some locations.
" yo she made some KeNtUcKy FrIeD bEaNs, what the f-"
by MayorClown June 8, 2022
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King of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022
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give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all
bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans
by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022
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a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving
“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer
by dingdongsam November 1, 2022
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jackin' the beanstalk

Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).

Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.

Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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Packing the beans

A 5 star sexual move between male and female or male and male, where the male puts his hard penis and testicles into the receiving females or males ass cavity. This act is typically done after anal sex so as to have already stretched out the receivers asshole. I would not recommend this act be practiced by those not experienced in anal play or stretch training.
Damn yo!! Last night I was packing the beans in that bitch, I thought my nuts were going to be crushed, she so tight!!
by Wett noodle June 23, 2023
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