Daddy Batman

When one man dresses up as Batman and his gay lover is the joker. Batman would stick a Batarang up the joker's rectum and the joker would something in my ass twice. While Daddy Batman is whipping him.

Man 1: You want to play Daddy Batman
Man 2: Sure

by PP FArt Bubble May 9, 2022

Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.

I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Payton Battin

An unpaid hooker with a very large forehead. Terrible at dancing as well.

Hey, where's Payton Battin?

The hooker?

Yeah the unpaid one!

Oh! She's in the bathroom sending more nudes to someone at King!

by littlebigbrother November 10, 2022

Z4QQQ Batman Symbol

A wheel of fortune guess for absolute idiots.

“Uh let’s see, I’ll take a Z4QQQ Batman Symbol for my guess.”

by CoolioRaviolio April 16, 2023

Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.

George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.

by hubcapStan May 17, 2023