backtating

when you lacktate out of your anus, or the backside of your body, AKA diarrhea

"oh man, that taco bell left me backtating all night"

by fil-trek slave February 1, 2010

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.

Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!

by evaaty June 14, 2011

bacon hangover

a fat hangover whose cause is the ingestion of too much bacon. normally occurs as the result of overzealous bacon consumption to alleviate a hangover due to alcohol.

Steve: Dude pass the bacon, I need pure grease to bounce back from that pub crawl last night.
Joe: Ok man, but don't eat more than a few strips or you'll get a bacon hangover too.

by porcineperson August 23, 2011

Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

by Detroit Jong September 11, 2012

bacon

the closet thing to dying and going to sweet, meaty and juicy heaven. Also very close to happiness of any way, shape and form.

America: You can't buy happiness with money, but bacon is pretty fucking close.

Israel: That's a goddamn lie!

by hoogablagoo1234567890 August 26, 2013

Bacon

The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.

~ Bacon with Pancakes

~ Bacon with Macaroni and Cheese

~Goes great with eggs

by xRavenx January 7, 2014