hayden asshole

someone who takes everyones kills in zombies and never opens the fucking doors or saves anyone, but will have bitch fit if he or she goes down and makes the controller greasy as fuck.

person1: hayden can you please revive me i`ll open the door to jug.
hayden asshole: no dude i cant i`m to far away and there is a million zombies.
person1: its the end of the round and i made i crawler your right next to me but you ran away to pack a punch you asshole.
hayden: can you guys get george away from me i shot him by accident.

by patrick spencer September 24, 2011

asshole

Male version of a bitch

That guy is such an asshole.

by Ol Marta Crackhead May 30, 2006

asshole

1. Anus

2. An arrogant and disrespectful person.

1. He wants a big cock in his asshole.

2. Tell him to stop being an asshole.

by Dead To The W0rld January 12, 2008

asshole

The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

by HelloJoeJoltinmieser July 14, 2009

asshole sign

A goatee, so named because guys generally grow one after deciding to be the biggest jerk they can be.

"Man that guy screwed me over big time. I had no idea." "Huh?!? What about his big ol' asshole sign?"

by William Tare Fox February 24, 2010

asshole

A manwhore who doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he satisfies his own urges.

Noel is a major asshole.

by NARS May 4, 2007