American Gladiator

Where two men are on their hands and knees with their buttocks towards each other, joust with their penises tucked back between their legs

Hey Roger, I bet I can beat you in American Gladiator.

by Wiener boy 12 March 13, 2023

American Robbin

A small greyish-black songbird with a red belly which sings a beautiful song all morning, starting hours before sunrise, which is found in the Eastern USA and Canada.

American Robbins are found in USA, Canada, Bermuda, Bahariterra, and Bahamas Islands.

by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023

american healthcare

Literally does not exist. At all. The word itself means something that does not exist at all.

Tony: Hey what are NFTs?
Hank: American Healthcare.
Tony:Oh okay, thanks

by Why do you read this part? July 7, 2023

American Soup

Ice cream or frozen custard that has been melted into a liquid, soup-like consistency

The ice cream was sitting out too long, and it turned into American Soup.

by Fridge & Freezer July 15, 2023

American Awesomeness Scale

The American Awesomeness Scale is a basic British(0) to American(10) scale in which the user rates person or thing on how awesome they/it are based on American standards.

On the American Awesomeness scale, The Declaration of Independence is a 10.

by RealAmerican1776 May 31, 2023

American Football

I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.

One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.

The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.

On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."

by Turkurbentu April 7, 2009

american african

An african who has taken on all the culture of a an african american.Has devloped an american twang that any Texan would be proud off and always mistakes lagos with las vegas Talks about popping a cap in your ass when not long ago i was buying "feed the world" to keep the kid in grain and sacks for clothes. Calls himself bob and the 30 other names and alias he may have in order to be one step ahead of uncle sam Can be found in any internet cafe anywhere!!!! rarely found in a voting booth

Hey man how ya doing? AM Hank oudisieudi-gambirti- Williams am a american african

by dmgw February 26, 2007