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Alaskan Pipeline 

Alaskan Pipeline - (performed by 2 men) When 1 man shoves a glass pipe into his Ass. "Inserts" a small pet Hamster and or Gerbil into the tube then backs the other end of the tube into the other mans Ass, while reaching around and stroking eachother while the gerbil runs back and forth. Then when one of the men are about to climax they remove the tube and feed it to the gerbil.
Alaskan Pipeline - Dude I could totally go for an Alaskan Pipe line right now!
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Alaskan Loogie 

During a blow job, at the point of climax the male pulls out and ejaculates up into their partners nose. The partner then snorts and spits out the ejaculate.
True story dude, my girl was being pain last night, so I surprised her with an Alaskan Loogie.

savage alaskan 

When your significant other shoves snow down your pants, promptly swipe it through your ass cheeks and splat her on the forehead
We were outside smoking a cigarette and got a snowball down my pants, so I gave her a savage alaskan

Alaskan Glazed Donut 

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.
Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

South Alaskan Bear Trap 

When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.
She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.

alaskan alligator

The action when a female with braces performs fellatio on a man and chomps down looking up and won’t let go until the man gives the female a facial.
My girl just gave me an Alaskan Alligator and now I have to go to the emergency room

Alaskan Sunrise 

An Alaskan Sunrise is when you fuck a girl in the ass, and pull out as you cum. The cum resembles that of the majestic Alaskan foothills, resting under the colorfully pink pussy, or sun, as some would call it.
Condescending Coworker: "Have you ever been to Alaska? I hear they get a lot of snow this time of year, which is perfect for visiting our ski cabin in Anchorage."

You subtly one upping: "My wife gets an Alaskan Sunrise every morning!"