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smiling snake

a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in the back
she was a {smiling snake} I heard what she had been saying about me
by curvy cougar March 8, 2016
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loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)
"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!
by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014
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white-snaking

The act of suggestively crawling/dancing on a flat surface (similar to the woman in the White Snake video: Here I Go Again)
Cory was told to clean the bar counter and all we saw was him white-snaking the bar.
by Pamelamadingdong September 23, 2011
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Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."
by Dutchtica July 2, 2015
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Snake Charmer

When a woman poops while having sex in the doggy style position. The turd slithers out like a snake being charmed by magical music.
Robert is one of the best snake charmers in the land. He had Bridget’s brown snake standing at attention in no time.
by Panda Bear 43 January 2, 2021
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snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.
Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!
by The Snakester June 16, 2010
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Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.
Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.
by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018
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