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Danny Keller

Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more

1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.

And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.

Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?

DK: Can you hold off on that for now?

Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
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Danny

Danny get more hoes then Aj Bc he a hoe ass niggas
Danny get more hoes the Aj Bc he a hoe ass nigga
by Jamal24 November 24, 2021
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Danny

Danny is a cute papi chulo, who knows how to get down on the dance floor. Short and sexy piece of hunk. Always dtf. Down to fortnite🙂
Person 1: Damn is that Danny

Person 2: Yeah that’s him, I heard he’s a good dancer

Random dude behind them :He’s also a fortnite god
by Mr.DropTheFork February 8, 2022
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Danny Devito

Our true lord and saviour, Jesus Christ
Danny Devito will save us
by Adolf Hitler 15o1 November 13, 2020
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Danny

Simply to put it. An absolute MADLAD, brutish at times and likes a good laugh.
Someone : He rammed through the enemies so easily!
Someone’s friend: I know right! He’s probably a Danny.
by N0vember June 9, 2019
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Danny

Someone who is a little shy and you feel privileged to get to know. When getting to know a Danny, they will give you hope for humanity. Only to painfully take it all away again. A Danny is actually a selfish narcissistic person who you give all your trust and end up regretting it deeply. Never trust a Danny. Very manipulative and will take any and everything they can. Very hurtful. A Gaslighter. Mentally and emotionally abusive. TOXIC
Her boyfriend is such a Danny.

I'm trying to help someone get over their Danny.

I feel like I don't even know who you are. You really Danny's me.
by RealityChecker1212 September 9, 2020
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Danny

An guy that's too old to be a Kyle that will come off as being a super chill friend but is always somehow stuck in a crappy relationship with a "crazy bitch" but as soon as he gets the chance to date you he will still fuck the latest ex plus several others behind your back. Yet, he will still find time to lose his mind over any guy he can accuse you of looking at for more than a second. A Danny will start fights over nothing to have an excuse to punch holes in the walls, break your stuff and scream loudly at you so everyone around can hear. Stay around long enough and it won't just be your stuff that gets broke.

A Danny is a hobosexual male that dates mainly for a place to live and a means of supporting themselves but usually consider sex and having a human punching bag as added bonuses.
That old man seems nice enough to hang out with but did you hear how he talks about his exes??? He seems like a real Danny.
by Aliceavenged September 4, 2022
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