MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

Mike Oak

Mike Oak = Banger

Wow see that guy over there he's a Mike Oak

by BigDungus69 May 15, 2020

hot-miking

Hot-miking (derived from "hot mic") is a term used in online gaming, describing the occurance of an online user unintentionally using the in-game voice chat, allowing unintended listeners (possibly of the enemy team) to hear private or tactical conversations.

A hot mic may also be called: microphone gaffe, open microphone or stuck microphone

global chat, Team 1 Hot micing player: "Hey, we're gonna flank them from the North!".

Opponent team chat Enemy Player: Guys there's somebody hot-miking on the enemy team. I've heard they're gonna flank us from the north!"

by ipropain December 25, 2018

Mike K

Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(

Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?

by saulgoodman? October 17, 2022

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Mike-a-licious

when your name is Michael but you are too bootylicious for you babe.

Look at him go, he must be Mike-a-licious!

by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018

Moldy Mike

A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.

That guy is a moldy mike.

by Twat slayer June 6, 2022