bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

by 2359 November 19, 2013

Bean Dust

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

by uberskillz January 14, 2010

bean salad

(n:/) A salad inlcuding or consisting of beans. Including baked, kidney, green, string or others.

"Waiter, i would like to order a bean salad for starters please"

by Beak Appetit August 7, 2004

Cowboy Beans

A smelly odour when someone has let rip

Can you smell cowboy beans????
It stinks of cowboy beans in here
Ohhhh cowboy beans

by ledge67 July 23, 2012

fun bean

It's a clit. If you don't know what THAT is, you're probably not getting any.

She always came when I finger jammed her pussy as I flicked my tounge on her fun bean.

by Lazer, bithces July 24, 2007

Flicking Bean

The act of masturbation

I was flicking bean last night because i need hair products

by Mr. Big lolo February 18, 2020

bean tickler

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

by jebushascome December 2, 2010