Willy pie

Someone who is silly, or someone who has made a stupid mistake or comment ...

"That Guy is such a willy pie" ..
or "what a willy pie"

by jamesanthonyanderson February 10, 2010

Wally

Def. - A person who is in a social place (clubs, bars, etc.) with friends, and just sits there all night all quiet, not getting up and socializing.

"How you gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance, by standing on the wall..! Get your back up off the Wally..

by URALYA June 17, 2013

White Willy

the penile equivalent of a wet willy, which is sticking your penis into someone else's ear.

"Dude, while he's sleeping, give him a white willy and take a picture!"

by Xalrons March 20, 2009

Filthy Willy

a Filthy Willy is performed when two straight guys that can make sexual mating calls in the form of a cackling llama have a lapse in sexual judgement. They confuse each other with loud llama noises until one of them reaches around the other for some fantastic ass-play. The other partner then engages in a reach around as well. They continue until one of them defecates on the others chest. Both partners then smear their excrement and scent on one another and have a sword fight to see who will be the bitch and who will wear the pants in their new found gay relationship. They finish the Filthy Willy by holding each others cocks and sticking their thumbs in their mouths as they moan and orgasm themselves to sleep.

Dan asked Will to come over and hang out and play some poker, little did he know that Dan was planning on setting him up for the Filthy Willy and poking him!

by DJ Joey Baggs July 27, 2010

itchy willy

when you have an itchy willy

Leonie: I have an itchy willy

by Banana14523467 August 16, 2010

Button Scar Willy

This happens when the victim stands up after sitting around a campfire for awhile with button fly jeans. The heat in the metal of the buttons well you know........... it burns scars on your dick.

Man when we were camping last weekend joe got a button scar willy.

by Crimsonshadow66 June 6, 2009