That's what the priest said.

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."

Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."

by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010

hit by the what the fuck truck

An additional slang term for "ugly". Well, extremely ugly! It's worse than beat with the ugly stick or fell out the ugly tree.

JEN: Looks like that bitch fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

ANN: Hell no....that bitch got hit by the what the fuck truck!

by Chrissy Robinson July 28, 2008

and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

by polock dan January 17, 2004

erm... what the scallop

cringey and an attempt at saying "what the fuck" in a family friendly way. often used with a ;-; emoticon to maximize cringeyness

person 1: i just ate a shoe
person 2: erm... what the scallop ;-;

by ilovesakura September 6, 2023

just what the doctor ordered

exactly what is needed

That chocolate was just what the doctor ordered.

by The Return of Light Joker June 23, 2008

erm... what the DERP?!?!

erm what the deuce?!?!?! (derogatory)

erm... what the DERP?!?!

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

Chicken-What-The-Fuck Or Chicken WTF

Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF is chicken that's been hastily prepared without a specific recipe, but turns out to be remarkably tasty, surprising both the cook and his/her guest diners.

Chicken-What-The-Fuck will mosy likely be used as an answer to a question such as:

1.Q. "What's for Dinner?",A. "Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF..."

2.Q. "What the Hell was that?(we just ate) ", A. "Chicken-What-The-Fuck or Chicken WTF! "

3.Q. "What do you call your dish? ", A. "Chicken WTF" or "Chicken-What-The-Fuck"

by peaceful009 April 2, 2009