van Eeden

literally the best surname in the universe. If you know anyone with this surname never let them go, they are the sweetest kindest person ever and you know they will be there for you but if you betray them they will never forget.

"Damn I wish I was a van Eeden"
"Yea me too, who would not want to be?"

by mickylolo June 14, 2022

Van-Austin

A short guy with absolutely no bitches.

I feel sorry for Van-Austin because he's so lonely.

by illogical_3 July 31, 2022

creepy white van

A white van that looks sus, like the driver has a tendency to lie to children, saying things such as "I will give you x if you get in my van".

joe: "a creepy white van!"
driver: "my van has free wifi"
child: "okay"

by Fuery February 2, 2023

Vans

a skating shoe that only the popular girls wear and no one else can wear them

Adrienne: is she wearing vans?
Olivia: yeah she’s so not popular

by mountsinai January 12, 2019

Cheese van

A police vehicle in South Africa. They used to be yellow during the Apartheid government, hence the reference to cheese.

Hide your stash, there are some cheese vans ahead.

Don't send me nudes of your little sister, I don't want cheese vans to stop at my house

by munky82 January 26, 2018

Billy van der Vlugt

The most epic boy ever who is cracked at apex and fortnite

yo billy van der vlugt

by belugas poggers frog November 30, 2021

Arne van den Brek

a very tall teacher whom loves to smoke. He also has his own game, called Arne Clicker. Made by his son.
He also loves to give very long explanations so you don't have time to make your homework.

He also loves to pull pranks and be chill

Heyyy Arne van den Brek - you

Make your essay - arne

by efu8ejcoef May 28, 2024