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Van

Van is the biggest piece of shit known to man, any person with this name would definitley cry if you didnt share your food and talk shit abt things just because he can. Even if they like the things they will talk bad about them. They are horny in a bad way, making hypersexual jokes and doing things like twerking on us. Also getting offended if we dont go along with their crude awkward shit. Will make fun of things and say hurtful things but the minute you point finegrs at them they apologize and get really defensive saying they dont mean it. Even if they do mean it.
Ex: van is a fucking piece of shit and they should kys
by Van hate clube (VHC) July 25, 2022
mugGet the Vanmug.

vans

a excellent skate shoe that will NEVER! get completely destroyed a shoe that hurts to walk on after 2-3 hours
(also all u fuckin posers need to stop wearing them that includes thrasher, vans, ripnid, and all skate brands)
if u dont skate dont ruin the skate culture bitch. and stop fucking maul grabbing!
if u dont skate don't skate don't wear vans
by yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeboi777 November 10, 2020
mugGet the vansmug.

Learn van

“I’m riding the learn van to school tomorrow.”
by Raymond27 September 22, 2024
mugGet the Learn vanmug.

Van Den Eede

He, is da ne Van Den Eede? Wa ne mongool
by Shrek2opDVD November 24, 2021
mugGet the Van Den Eedemug.

Van Dyke

A picture of a penis, known colloquially as a "dick pic"
It's most sarcastic use is of sending a publicity still of the actor Dick Van Dyke to a friend - you did indeed send a picture of a Dick. However, this can be best used when moaning to a friend (in polite society) when you have become the unwilling recipient of a picture of an actual penis.
Two minutes of chatting with this guy online, and he send me a Van Dyke...
by kapweeng June 11, 2018
mugGet the Van Dykemug.

Van

art personified, full of tiny things, something sublime, so extremely cute that it doesn't seem real
Van, is a pretty good guy.
by vavav November 22, 2021
mugGet the Vanmug.

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.
Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other
by iamdubz June 25, 2010
mugGet the van der tootmug.

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