Vagina History

The history of a Vagina. Basically the amount of people a female has slept with. Something you should ask your girlfriend (or mum) about.

That girl is hot but i bet she has a alot of Vagina History.

Hey baby what is your vagina history?

by Myles Mcfly December 3, 2010

Crooked Vagina

A woman you would not want to be with because of how many times that she has had sexual intercourse

Man... Shanna has a crooked vagina

by Alex Yearsley March 3, 2008

vagina trouser

a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.

"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!

by johnathan edwards December 19, 2007

vagina dandruff

bits of dried up cum stuck to the pubic hairs and vagina of a woman

that hobo left loads of vagina dandruff on my porch!
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)

by exoticsushi July 18, 2011

travellars vagina

A female who goes travelling abroad to see the world but spends the whole time contracting enough diseases that they fuse together to form travellars vagina.

who knew you could contract travellars vagina from having unprotected sex with 30+ men in a third world country

by James Milligan March 24, 2008

Vodka Vagina

girls version of whiskey dick.

I heard that Becka would like to give Jeremy a "vodka vagina" at the pervert's party this weekend.

by Tijuanaprincess March 5, 2011

vagina pants

When the fold in the pants near the crotch form a vagina like crease.

Look...Mikey has his vagina pants on again. and boy does his ass look hungry

by BBMIKE December 29, 2008