by BBMIKE December 30, 2008
a cleverly shaped piece of cloth designed to hold the external labia from slapping each other and create the much dreaded "vaginal slapping noise", also referred to as a "snatchsmack" or a "chesterfield". Normally only happens to overweight women because the fat weighs the flaps of skin down. Sometimes vagina trousers are equipped with absorbant material to collect any unwanted drippage.
"That girl over there is emitting chesterfield as noise pollution! She needs a fucking vagina trouser!
by johnathan edwards November 19, 2007
that hobo left loads of vagina dandruff on my porch!
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)
i used her vagina dandruff as substitute for my parmesan cheese on my pasta :)
by exoticsushi July 18, 2011
by Tijuanaprincess February 18, 2011
by Alex Yearsley March 04, 2008
A female who goes travelling abroad to see the world but spends the whole time contracting enough diseases that they fuse together to form travellars vagina.
who knew you could contract travellars vagina from having unprotected sex with 30+ men in a third world country
by James Milligan March 24, 2008
The history of a Vagina. Basically the amount of people a female has slept with. Something you should ask your girlfriend (or mum) about.
by Myles Mcfly December 02, 2010