users

Generally id10ts that are unable to understand why their sliding cup holder broke, why the pedal isn't working, and why their cd won't come out of the 486 with the slot loading cd.

Users are id10ts.

by Tawnos March 11, 2003

android user

Probably the gayest person ever. Always says android is better than Apple but doesn't back it up

Dude- that guy is an android user
Dude 2- eww I bet he can't justify why it's better than apple

by KrypticAtlas April 12, 2017

Windows Users

Tasteless, low budget, and/or involuntary users of the world's least elite OS. Pawns of the Interwebs. Newbs. Normalfags. Generally in denial of ones technical limitations.

"I thought that Bob and Alice were pretty smart, but it turns out they're actually Windows Users".

by KevinMitnick August 1, 2012

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

Useless Idiot

An individual or group member who is utterly incompetent and unorganized. They are identifiable as "that guy" who is constantly mooching off of the work of more responsible individuals and missing every scheduled meeting. They also have a nasty habit of being incapable of even the most basic tasks, such as handing in a piece of the report. When confronted, they claim that they "didn't get the email" or that they lost the directions sheet.

The guy who pretends like every girl wants him, yet in reality is considered a total creeper. The person who you hope you never have to work with, yet always get stuck with.

Example 1:

Jack: We're presenting the report tomorrow, do you have the translated sheets?

Brian: Uh, I thought I was doing the powerpoint.

Jack: No...we talked about this yesterday, and I mentioned it to you in the email.

Brian: I actually didn't get that email.

Jack: *sigh* Fine, well, I guess I can handle the translation if you already did the powerpoint, can I see it?

Brian: Uh...I actually didn't start it.

Jack: Useless idiot...

Example 2:

Ryan: Did you forget about the meeting?

Tangren: What meeting?

Ryan: The meeting to finish the presentation...

Tangren: Oh, I actually have something going on.

Ryan: You said you were free today you useless idiot.

by ResponsibleOne May 12, 2009

User error

Derived from the common Microsoft computer error, User Error is called when someone screws up. This could be knocking over a glass, saying a stupid phrase, telling a bad story, cheating on your girlfriend, forgetting to feed your child, etc. etc.

John (to hot co-worker): "Hey Marissa, apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
Marissa: "User Error"

Stephen walks into the room carrying a plate full of appetizers for the party, but trips and spills them on his mother-in-law. User Error

by Rhymes with PUNT July 25, 2009