university of georgia

One of the greatest schools in one of the greatest states in the union. Additionally, it sets the standard in many fields, especially the sports and academic programs. A roll model for all schools, especially those located in the state south of Georgia.

Damn, I got into Florida, but not the University of Georgia. I guess a 1.7 grade point average wasn't good enough for Georgia.

by Kaasmosis December 14, 2008

York University

A pretentious, Marxist school in the Northernmost point of Toronto. Largely inhabited by prissy children of rich families that are entirely supported by mummy and daddy's wages while their child pursues a useless degree in psychology or theater. A place that leaves said undergraduates well trained to apply philosophical principles to asking "do you want fries with that?"
Also, a place where U of T students go for an easy post-grad degree.

York University graduate of the bachelor of film studies: Welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order?

** Actual paraphrase of a York University Residence inhabitant in Tatham Hall: "Yo guy, I just drank a 24 that I bought with my trust fund to my head and rubbed my sweaty balls against my roommate's forehead. Yo, I'm so epic."

by Unendlich September 26, 2009

Monmouth University

Monmouth is a school where people ACTUALLY care about each other. It has an undergrad and grad program, is NCAA Division I (our soccer teams are always top ten), and has awesome facilities. The students are really passionate about everything and the administration really listens. There is always something to do and the girls were rated number 1 in Playboy University! That should be reason enough ; GO HAWKS.

Dude, Monmouth University is awesome and the girls are BANGIN'.

by MUHAWKSFLYTOGETHER October 7, 2010

Monmouth University

The bitch above is an idiot. Monmouth University is a place were a bunch of cool ass mother fuckers go, get a damn education, and party on the weekends. Our sports kick ass, good as teams all around, always on top of the NEC. School would be 10 times better if the town would let us develop.

I am happy to say I am graduating from Monmouth University.

by D Cep March 31, 2005

University of Oklahoma

A big 12 college located in Norman, Oklahoma. OU is mostly known for its football team, which usually does very well. Lesser known to the public outside Oklahoma is the fact that OU boasts more douche bags per capita than any other school in the continental U.S. It should be noted that a direct result of this douchification is the fact that the university of Oklahoma is OU, instead of UO. And, their mascot is a wagon, which is useful because they need something to carry all of their bandwagon fans who didn't graduate highschool...

All of the janitors at my school are University of Oklahoma fans.

by Kate1259 October 5, 2007

Regent University School of Law

An unranked conservative Christian "law school," founded by ultra-crazy televangelist Pat Robertson, that charges students tens of thousands of dollars a year to tell them all about how the law is really based on Jesus. They are so desperate for legitimacy that they wrote a rambling entry on Urban Dictionary talking about how great they are, inadvertently showing the caliber of their future students--after all, if you make your decision about law school based on an Urban Dictionary entry, you deserve to go to Regent.

Joe: I'm going to Regent University School of Law. The professors are the same quality as Virginia, the people are more laid back than at Yale, the people aren't as viciously competitive like at Duke, and it's fifteen minutes from the beach.

Tim: Seriously? How dumb are you? Do you realize that Regent is an unranked, festering, neoconservative craphole that provides less than a 50% chance of actually getting a job as a lawyer upon graduation?

Sally: Not only that, but you do realize it was founded by Pat Robertson, right? You know, the guy who blamed the Haiti earthquake on a pact they made with the devil, and agreed with Jerry Falwell that pagans, gays, feminists, and abortion supporters were responsible for 9-11?

Joe: Ha! Nah, I'm just messing with you guys. Seriously, why would anyone go to Regent?

by lurpythepirate November 27, 2012

stanford university

One of the best universities in the US. Incredibly open-minded and decidedly saturated with that wonderful California liberalism. The girls are better than people say, and the guys are either really hott or ugly like woah. We also party pretty hard here... trust me :). Athletics and academics are premier. Pretty much the best place on the earth.

so Stanford... yea awesome

by sexymexi July 7, 2005