Texas A&M University

-Largest University in the U.S. in terms of land area.
-Home to the largest football stadium in the state of Texas.
-3rd Largest University in the U.S. in terms of number of students. (Capped at 42,000)
-Only University with a Land, a Sea and an Air grant from the U.S. government.
-Known for its Nationaly Famous Corp of Cadets.
-Often falsely sterotyped as being "full of hicks"
-Main campus located in College Station, Texas.
--Located 80 miles from Houston and Austin.
-Home of the 12th Man.

Texas A&M University is conservative where The University of Texas is liberal.

Texas A&M University by JRD June 27, 2004

Austin Peay State University 

Regional university located in Clarksville, Tennessee, on land which has been used for educational purposes since 1806. APSU offers majors in programs as diverse as Agriculture, Business, Computers, Education, Nursing, Theater & Dance, etc. Currently the fastest growing university in Tennessee.

H.S. student #1: Where are you applying to college?
H.S. student #2: Austin Peay State University - I want to major in Psychology. What about you?
H.S. student #1: Me, too - I want to major in Physics.

Austin Peay State University by JKHero January 30, 2009

Bob Jones University

Crazy people. No physical contact between couples, couples can't leave campus together without a chaperone, no one can listen to rock, jazz, country, christian rock, or play video games rated T or above or that have rock music in them. Obviously, no gays (not condoning), Christian fundamentalism of the worst sort. Ugghh! Oh, also not accredited.

no joke, its all true go to bju.edu

Bob Jones University by Militant Liberal May 4, 2005

Universadise 

My university. Heaven.

So, you still liking Universadise?

Universadise by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Universal Gigolo 

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.

At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?
Man: Yeah...
Woman: But I thought he was straight!
Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo

Universal Gigolo by LTF2 September 14, 2008

Universal Problem Solver 

A slap on the ass.

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.

Universal Problem Solver by Entr' Acte December 18, 2009

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion

Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.

Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!

Universal Law of Luggage Expansion by Mullenator February 21, 2010