uncrustables

Possibly the best food ever invented/discovered.

Hey kids, what do you want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
UNCRUSTABLES!

by Muffincakes April 29, 2008

uncircumcised

1: A penis the way it's meant to be.

2: A man who has not experienced horrifying pain at birth.

"I LOVE MY UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS!!!"

"Jon is uncircumcised, so that's probably why he never got into fights at school; He just wasn't as aggressive as those circumcised kids."

by happyhamsterchan April 12, 2010

Uncle Tom

Kanye West in 2018.

Kanye West is such an uncle Tom.

by Littleduckxoxo May 30, 2018

uncontrollable flesh

a penis that suffers with spontaneous erections

"yes, your honour, I saw him running through Epping Forest, in broad daylight, with 10 inches of uncontrollable flesh, sticking out in front of him. It resembled a lance."

by theWestHamfan October 29, 2003

Uncle Claude

The sole black member in an all white family. Also defines a low quality and standard of life or bad workmanship. With this word you can basically point out the obvious and not offend someone. Calling someone a thief.

Pointing out a black member in mainly white crowd.(When did uncle claude get here?)Showing Theft.(Someone Uncle Clauded my shoe.)Pointing out bad workmanship.(Look at all the spots uncle claude missed.)

by Uncle Claude February 15, 2006

uncomfartable

The physical and emotional discomfort one feels when attempting to hold in gas because the situation or location prohibits the release thereof; resulting in a small leakage of sound or smell.

Man, I had a seriously uncomfartable moment right when Heather and Liam were exchanging their vows. Did you hear me?

Dude, you looked pretty uncomfartable in the elevator; and by the way, did you notice that smell?

by boulderite December 10, 2008