toats awkie momo

when something awkward had happened and there is nothing else to say but "toats awkie momo" often used in Ireland. also used when nobody laughs at your joke

girl1 "i was in english and i called the teacher mom :/"
girl2 " toats awkie momo for you hey"

girl1" whatcha call cheese that's not yours ?...... natcho cheese :D"

everyone"......." toats awkie momo

by irishmofos October 7, 2012

troaty

that which is highly sought over

"the most coveted troaty!"

by indorgo November 6, 2012

Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013

twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013

twat toddler

A male who has had sex less than 3 times

Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot

by fukness December 24, 2013

twat breath

Nasty morning breath after a night of sex where you ate the pussy

Damn josh you got some fucking twat breath

by king ding a ling January 13, 2014