turtle head soup

An act of intercourse where the phenomenon known as a turtle head occurs prior to insertion of the penis into the anus.

My girlfriend really had to shit so before she went to the bathroom I fed her some turtle head soup.

by Fonkey January 29, 2006

Turtle Time

1) to engage in a fun activity
2) A statement used to break the silence

IT's turtle Time!

by Vote Ian December 27, 2008

mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

by Dave Gross April 9, 2008

Turtle Sauce

noun or adj.

a place or group of people, in which the majority of the those present are male

Example without using word: This party is turning into a total sausage fest.

Derivitive:
total sasauge fest

total sasuage - uage = total sas

total sas = turtle sauce

Dude, this party is so turtle sauce.

If any more guys come to this dance, I'm going to bounce, its turning into a turtle sauce.

by negrodamusstillpimpin March 31, 2008

Turtle Job

This is most often done in backwoods(Redneck) areas as a leisure game. Two guys go down to the creek and capture a snapping turtle they take it and put on a tree stump and scare it into its shell. They then proceed to spin it until they don't know which side is which. They then each stick their dick in a different end. Whoever comes out of it without their cock bit off is of course the winner.

Bo: Cletus, you here Jeffro and Ezekiel did a turtle job?
Cletus: Those crazy mother fuckers.

by Ubuntu Drag0n May 16, 2010

one eyed turtle

The one eyed turtle is when a woman uses the head of her partners penis and masturbates with it, the way a woman might use a dildo. Can be used as forplay or preformed until orgasim is achieved.

Your wife or girlfriend will cum again and again if you give her the one eyed turtle

by Tracy L B May 30, 2008