Butt-tucked

When one tucks their butt to hide their boner.

"Man, We can't hug right now. I just saw the hottest girl and now I'm butt-tucked"

"You couldn't even call that slow dancing... His pelvis was more forward than his shoulders. So freakin butt-tucked"

by KatoriByrd September 2, 2013

donkey toucher

One who touches donkeys, or is a lover of donkeys, petting and riding donkeys.

Also a girl who loves fucking large dicks. Can be a guy named Vlad.

Carol: Donkey touch last night?
Stacy: Hell yea! I wore that donkey out!

Jim: Did you take care of the animals?
Chris: What do I look like, a donkey toucher?

by Johnny Wanker February 17, 2014

max tucker

British urban legend. The story goes that he was a man who could make anything possible at any time by any means. He is best known for his seductive methods. He was an artist, author, designer, whose lifestyle of drug-addiction and sexual adventures are the focus of the stories. In the stories he can be arrogant, very funny, and charming, which, when coupled with his wit, makes for great storytelling.

"So, I was the unfortunate victim of a three-way gone wrong the other night..."
"Is this going to be a Max Tucker story?"

by CallMeMrFox May 8, 2014

trucker tucker

Cheap gas station food made for truckers to eat on the go.

Person A: what do you eat at work?
Person B: trucker tucker

by Ashirodrake April 24, 2016

william tucker

A combination of william and tucker

Man that guys the perfect william tucker

by Pseudoymous Bosch June 9, 2016

ryan tucker

A gay ass white kid who knows nothing about sports but creams about airports. He has odd looking glasses and a short attention span. He is also super

Ryan tucker picked his nose and then ate those boogies!

by Boboftherock June 9, 2016