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big bruh tower

He sucked me off last night. He really is a big bruh tower.
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texas eiffel tower

Two guys spit roast someone and then a fourth person gets on the back of the person being spit roasted. They grab onto someones hair and swing their other hand in the air like a lasso.
Dude1: we should Texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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Texas eiffel tower

When 2 dudes spit roast someone and a third person rides the person being spit roasted like a cowboy. They hold the person's hair and swing their other arm like a lasso.
Dude1: let's texas eiffel tower that girl
Dude2: only if I can be the cowboy
Dude3: fuck yeah!
by Notforyou22 December 17, 2024
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The lady of the tower

The lady of the tower is a villainous fictional character. Her rise near the kingdom of Skylands, as her story tells, is that she lived in a tall tower that beheld all evil in the world. Soon enough, she manages to climb her way into the kingdom and becomes the tyrant that rules over all. Her conquests and destructions bring chaos to the world, and her fate is ultimately sealed and marked by sorrow as she's turned to stone by the god of justice. Her statue is said to be cursed, and anyone who touches it will be driven into madness. The lady of the tower is an interesting character as she begins from nothing and manages to gain everything just for it to be stripped away from her.
have you heard the story about The lady of the tower?
by W31RD December 28, 2024
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Casanova of gryffindor tower

A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE
by Reggielovesswimming January 15, 2025
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King’s Island Eiffel Tower

A variant of the sexual position Eiffel Tower, instead where a man is being pegged by one woman partner in missionary and his face sat on by another woman to provide oral sex.
Did you hear Bubba got King’s Island Eiffel towered by Bobby Sue and Mary Kate?
by BottomsUpCo January 31, 2026
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Logical Ivory Tower

An institution, community, or mindset where logic is treated as the exclusive domain of an elite—where certain ways of reasoning are privileged and others dismissed, where logical standards are set by those inside the tower and imposed on those outside. The Logical Ivory Tower mistakes its local standards for universal ones, its preferred methods for the only methods. It produces logical systems that work perfectly within the tower but fail outside it. The Logical Ivory Tower is the home of the hyperrationalist, the formalist, the one who confuses their toolkit with the toolbox.
Logical Ivory Tower Example: "The philosophy department was a logical ivory tower—debating fine points of formal logic while the world burned. Their arguments were impeccable; their relevance was zero. The tower kept them safe from the messy, illogical world—and also kept them useless to it."
by Abzugal February 21, 2026
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