tool

person who does idiotic things, then tells others about them, and they laugh and call the person a "tool"

Farballs, you tool

by Jobo Farbo April 13, 2003

tooling

The act of listening to the band Tool.

I was tooling on a Friday night.

by Toolfan April 11, 2008

tool

a stupid Jock named, Matt Donovan of Vampire Diaries.

Matt Donovan is a the biggest tool, and is also known as Captain Cardboard

by Mrs Niklaus The Orginal Wife June 15, 2011

toolbag

Congressman Ron Paul.

Haha, Ron Paul has proposed 620 bills to the House of Representatives, and only four have ever made it to a vote on the House floor. What a toolbag!

by Mitt Santorum-Gingrich January 11, 2012

toolbox

when a bunch of tool's are gathered in one area.

oh man, its like a toolbox out there!!!

by #yeahididjustdothatBA December 4, 2010

Toolin

Verb:The act tooling someone/something. To own someone/somthing.

Adj:something that is far better then good.

Verb: A friend speaking to the person tooling;"Nigga, you are toolin their ass"

Adj:I told Kevin his camaro was toolin, but we all knew the real truth since it was stock...

by FATHERFORD December 26, 2003

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects. The scum of society.

Dont be a toolbag like that retard over there.

by Chris Corney January 6, 2005