The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!
Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
by Quixote February 13, 2019
by Jaclyn February 08, 2005
To give a man head while he is very soft and cold so that the penis looks like a turtle poking its head out.
My girl really loves me, I had gotten out of the pool and hit some cold air and had shrinkage on an epic level, so she gave me a turtle milkshake to make me warm up.
by Animefreakgoddess July 05, 2011
Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.
by Strandhogg June 09, 2012
R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”
K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”
K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”
by walkinghat August 05, 2020
by Sausage King June 01, 2006
when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
by yes June 03, 2003