Spit on it (just the tip)

1 a : To provide lubrication for an over sized penis (as it compares to vagina).

b : The advanced completion of the starfish technique.

2 a : Natural anti chaffing method.

b : The best way to sanitize a wound.

Girl: Wait...i dont think its gona fit.
Guy: Spit on it (just the tip)

Guy: Can i use the back door?
Girl: (No response because shes in the starfish position)
Guy: *spitting noise*

Guy1: AHH!!!
Guy2: What?
Guy1: I just cut my finger!
Guy2: Stop being a pussy and spit on it.

by craigslist October 30, 2013

Red Hot Tip

An Australian piece of slang to indicate that whatever the tip is is extremely solid, like inside information or coming directly from the source.

I'll give you the red hot tip mate, Billy is getting the arse tomorrow, put your name into the ring and you might get a shot at his sheila.

by barry dawson the cougar December 27, 2011

Spiking the Tip Jar

The act of putting five or six dollars in a Tip Jar to influence customers to "tip"

Barista one: I put five singles in the tip jar so people will know where to put an extra dollar or two if we do a good job!
Barista two: "Spiking the tip jar" what a great idea!! we will make a lot more tips now!

by Crolojoe August 5, 2011

linus tech tips

Gaben's son, overlord (not god) of the PC master race, played games at 8k resolution before the monitors existed and benchmarked a PC for a whole year

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by Linusbot January 15, 2017

Tip n Dip

When you put the tip of your dick inside of a girl and then dip.

(I made this up.)

Guy #1: Bruh that girl right there is soo badd!
Guy #2: Bruh you're late. She was an easy tip n dip.
Guy 1: Lie again. 😐
Guy #2: No jokes bruv.
Guy#1: Damn son.

by __YvngSavage__ May 27, 2016

Felt Tip Fairy

An artist who is homosexual.

Take this to the felt tip fairy.
He is a felt tip fairy.

by Dr Smith, Dbn April 13, 2011

kantonese q-tip

busting a nut into an un-willing partners ear.

by chuck August 18, 2003