Tim

Has the worlds biggest schlong and is a massive hoar

The gay boy Tim

by binman123 April 28, 2023

Tim

An absolutely AMAZING rock climber, he eats like a carrot, and he's JACKED.

Climber A: "Damn, I wish I could be better at climbing..."
Climber B: "Just watch Tim and learn. He has mastered the art."

Climber A: "Good idea, aren't we so lucky to breathe the same air as him?"

by TimRocks November 10, 2022

Tim

Tim has a massive beluga whale head

Tims massive beluga head entered the pub way before him, that’s the reason he used to not buy anyone a pint

by MooseyMCMoose November 24, 2021

Tim

1.) yeet or be yoted
2.) guardian angel is danny devito

“is that Tim?”

“no that is Y ou Know That Feeling When Youre Sitting In Bed And You Have A Drink And Youre Reading And It's Cold Outside And Youre Bundled Up In The Sheets And The Heat Comes On And You Hear It Go Choooooon Clyde “

by Choooon October 22, 2020

Tim Tamberino

The most kawaii and reliable waifu you'll ever meet. Tim Tamberinos will always be there for you, often with a quick joke to pick your mood up! But beware, complimenting him will usually result in your Tim Tamberino becoming incredibly tsundere, repeating the word "no" endlessly, and calling you baka.

You: "Hey, it's my cherished Tim Tamberino!"

Him: "B-baka! You're not special to me or a-anything!"

by timlover1995 July 9, 2019

Tim Doyle

A Tim Doyle or Doyle for short is an over the pants hand job.

Rachel gave me a good ole Tim Doyle in my dorm room last night.

by Stars&stripesCola July 14, 2022

Tim

Tim is dust

Did you see that dusty bloke the other day, what a Tim

by Agen6 November 22, 2021