Thunder shits

where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns

A: Sorry I can't come into work today, I have the thunder shits.
B: What the fuck is a thunder shit

by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021

Thunder Thighs

Somebody who is a fortnite pro and exertes extreme amounts of big dick energy

Dam Ian Has some mf Thunder Thighs

by Isveisvw March 4, 2022

War Thunder

War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.

You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder

by LapaTheFunnyCat July 22, 2024

thor the god of thunder

hottest man(god) alive.

chris hemsworth.

thor the god of thunder is hot.

by kuljul123 October 3, 2022

Thunder Thighs n like a Slvtty Waist

A copypastsa, originating from the account @mrmcfatterson, growing increasingly popular on the social media platform TikTok.

Random commenter 1: Bruh. u calling me out i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333

Other random commenter: bro wtf

Random commenter 1: lol bro replied to a copypasta

by Chai LD. Moe Lester May 28, 2024

Thunder tunnel

Jackie's bowling phase NO MATTER WHAT.

Also; #SPAIN2020

Strike?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Spare?: THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

Eating skittles out of their ass?: RAINBOW THUNDER TUNNEL!!!

by Spain2020 February 12, 2020

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man

'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun

by Amity1 August 19, 2024