Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

Touch Football

A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude

Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.

Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)

by sharpieee October 21, 2010

You thought good

Basically the ghetto version of "You wish". So the literal meaning is no.

Person 1:Hey, let me borrow your car real quick?
Person 2: You thought good

by Deuz11 April 8, 2017

That's what she thought

1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.

2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.

(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!

Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.

Idiot: That's what she thought!

Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!

(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.

Man: That's what she thought!

by Stu Pidasoles January 9, 2010

Touch

Like Bonus, Lucky, usually said when pleased about something.

"I've just won a ton on the horses, what a touch!"

by Wayne Koch August 8, 2003

TDT (Thighs Don't Touch)

This is the really hot little space between a slender, well shaped young woman's upper thighs. It's the gap under her vagina between her legs. At the beginning of James Bond movies, where you see sexy chick's silhouettes, this is where guys are focused if not on the tits ass, or legs. If a girl isn't skinny, her thighs will probably touch when she stands or walks. This is not as desirable.

That girl at the gym was amazingly in shape. TDT (thighs don't touch) all day.

by cranky pantz October 18, 2009