Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.
-3 days later
Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.
Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.
by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022
Get the honey where's the flashlightmug. My buddy Bill just scored a new Girl before I even had a chance to learn the old ones name, That fucker is a real "Honey Bagger" !!!
by dirtyernie1971 June 4, 2012
Get the HONEY BAGGERmug. by Beeanursemaid March 21, 2017
Get the Honey in your eyemug. by No_milk May 11, 2018
Get the ginger and honeymug. Cougar honey is the substance that leaks from an excited, horny, and in need of cock older women's vagina when she is being hit on by a younger man (cub).
Dad: boy how was Cougar and Cub night
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
Son: well Dad I had this hot cougar last night and had a crazy and will time but I still can't get this cougar honey smell of my ball sack.
Dad: Well son, should have used a ball cincher to keep them boys back.
by Clamer March 12, 2020
Get the cougar honeymug. The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015
Get the honey badgermug. Adjective: female, sweet and adorable woman who is in a committed relationship, but is then hurt emotionally by her partner, and in retaliation, turns around and has sex with a close friend or relative of her partner. Unlike the hunnybee, she won't stab you physically, but she will be sure to make certain she hurts you back emotionally, so that you will never forget. She's not likely to consider having sex with someone her partner doesn't know.
Little Miss honey bumblebee put it down on me. Hope my boy don't find out.
Damn man you hooked up with that little honey Bumblebee. Isn't that your cousin's girlfriend.
Oh no son, why you bringing Little Miss honey Bumblebee over for dinner. I swear , last time she was here, she was licking her lips and "accidentally" letting her boobs fall out around your father .
Damn man you hooked up with that little honey Bumblebee. Isn't that your cousin's girlfriend.
Oh no son, why you bringing Little Miss honey Bumblebee over for dinner. I swear , last time she was here, she was licking her lips and "accidentally" letting her boobs fall out around your father .
by NocturnalOne May 18, 2018
Get the honey bumblebeemug.