An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.
If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future
by Sexydimma January 3, 2015
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The entrepreneur realized that the key to sustainable growth was not just about profit but also about responsible business tilting towards ethical practices and social responsibility.
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Get the The Business mug.Business Class Asylum Seeker (n.)
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
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Get the Business class asylum seeker mug.A friend or relative that used to keep in daily contact with you but since they got a boyfriend, they’ve been too wrapped up in him that they could care less about you
“Maria used to facetime me every night but since she got together with mark, she’s been boyfriend busy” “seems recently all of my friends are too boyfriend busy for me”
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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